andrew mallet

Andrew has been at the bleeding edge of the avant garde gourmet movement for more than two decades, both as an investor and as an innovator in his own right. His company Vark Roast Coffee was the first to introduce the coffee-drinking public to the subtle flavor and aroma of sub-Saharan coffee beans that have been partially fermented in the digestive tract of an Aardvark. In keeping with Vark Roast's socially responsible corporate ethos, the coffee beans are painstakingly harvested from puddles of Aardvark vomit by local workers who are paid in the company's own cryptocurrency tokens that are redeemable for espresso drinks and biscotti in more than a dozen American cities.

In addition to owning a fleet of Tesla vehicles, Andrew is a substantial stockholder in the Tesla company and says he enjoys matching the color of the Tesla he drives on any given day, to his mood.